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Dear coworkers,

I know that a lot of you must have thought that I have become deceased, due to the fact that one could say that I'm a bit on the older side, but indeed I have not. One might also point that I have only updated this thingamajigger three times in the past few months. But that would be unfair of you all of you to make such presumptions. Especially since I AM Christopher Lee. For you see, I have been up to my ears in business much more important than updating this petty, unimportant "livejournal"whoozitwhatsit. But I have taken the time out of my incredibly busy schedule to post briefly and check out the page of so called "FRIENDS" and see what is occuring in the lives of these "FRIENDS". I do not consider you friends. Except for mayhap Ian, but he also appears to have become deceased on this "FRIENDS" page. Ribbitboy is sulking. my minion is being strange. Viggo is pregnant. nothing appears to have changed. give my regards to your mothers and remind them I am single.
importantly yours,
Christopher
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Despite the fact that Ian is such a NICE man, a very very NICE man, y'know. He happens to be FLAMBOYANT. This can often create problems in the a domestic setting when one as well rounded as I am, happens to not particularly be fond of ABBA and Aretha Franklin.

Any help one could send, among such things as action movies featuring myself or beef jerkey and other manly foods, would be greatly appreciated.
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this journal thingy is so pink. I do not understand these computers. I do not like them. Ian says he's prettier than me. I think this journal is prettier than him. It is so pink. Ian is such a NICE man you know. A very very NICE man. It's a horrible thing to say, but he's just so darn NICE. Ian, do not think I am hitting on you. I am not. I am just trying to suck up to you so I can stay in your home. This hotel room is absolutely filthy.
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